Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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