Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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