My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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