I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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