I heard we made out
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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