We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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