Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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