Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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