If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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