I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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