The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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