just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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