white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
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go home
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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