the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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