I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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