your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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