I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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