This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
