I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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