i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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