I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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