Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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