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When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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