Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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