how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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