dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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