First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
