dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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