Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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