we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The air was thick with penises
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
