You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
where does the pee come out of this thing
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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