You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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