You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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