I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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