Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
