Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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