just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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