Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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