party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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