TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize