So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Even the bartender felt bad for me
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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