so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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