so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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