My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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