So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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