Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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