dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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