put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
two words: eviction party
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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