Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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