It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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