yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize
