Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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