some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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