Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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